You know those articles in which a woman writes about how she doesn't like reading fantasy (that twit in the NYT), or having sex (another NYT writer recently; that horrible woman in the Daily Fail), or whatever, and she knows - or claims to know - some other women who also don't, so she comes to the conclusion that women don't like those things and ( Read more... )

New and exciting thing I learned last night: When it's very, very fresh, skunk spray doesn't smell skunky - more like burning tires ( Read more... )

1) Every time I have to take the car to the Volvo dealership, I will be stuck there for four hours. No matter why it's there.

2) People who whip out manicure scissors and trim their cuticles while sitting next to me at the dealership should die. Painfully ( Read more... )